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I explain all 11 Hellraiser movies to resurrect my old camera guy from Hell

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I explain all 6 Scream movies while stalking my cameraman and attempting to go viral

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I explain all 8 Child’s Play movies to thwart Chucky’s voodoo soul transfer attempt

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I explain all 9 Marvel Phase 1 movies and shorts so my budget won't get slashed

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I explain all 6 Terminator movies after surviving a nuclear apocalypse

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I explain all of Death Note (2017) so I don't get my name written in a death book

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I explain all 7 live-action Transformers movies while locked in a sentient Mazda

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I explain all 5 Twilight movies while caught in a love triangle with mythical beasts

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I explain the Tomb Raider (2001) movie while raiding a tomb

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I explain all 5 Predator movies while evading an invisible Yautja

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I explain both Alien Vs. Predator movies while chased by a hybrid in heat

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I explain the Doom (2005) movie to purify Mars

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I explain all 7 Alien Movies while birthing a xenomorph

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I explain all 13 Halloween movies while doing roleplay therapy

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I explain all 8 Leprechaun movies with a folk rock ballad for gold

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I explain the Mortal Kombat (1995) movie to avoid a fatality

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